the past is yet to come

Too Idle Not to Respond

• 1) Sexuality?
• Male
• 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
• Natascha McElhone
• 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
• "Eh, belki en büyüğü değil" diye iddiasını bir ölçüde yumuşattı yurttaş, "ama muhtemelen en iyisi".
• 4) What do you think about most?
• Butt dimples
• 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
• Melih'im dekontu bölüm sekreterliğine getirecekmişiz
• 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
• Partial clothing i may say
• 7) What's your strangest talent?
• I easily detect lies
• 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
• Girls shall blossom into women. Boys shall be extinct.
• 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
• Poem, if you call an easy six liner from an ex-gf
• 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
• Ten minutes ago, Livin' on a Prayer.
• 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
• I don't think arachnophobia is strange, it shall be a default feature for humanity.
• 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
• Not so brave, sorry
• 13) What's your religion?
• Growing atheist
• 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
• Drinking
• 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
• Definitely behind.
• 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
• Antimatter
• 17) What was the last lie you told?
• To my parents, about my registration dates.
• 18) Do you believe in karma?
• Nope.
• 19) What does your URL mean?
• Wishful thinking
• 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
• Lack of ambition. Cunningness.
• 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
• Have dozens but Gillian Anderson, Natascha Mcelhone, Nurgül Yeşilçay and Bar Refaeli are front-runners
• 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
• Nope
• 23) How do you vent your anger?
• I project.
• 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
• Gave up a few years ago but signed concert tickets, that i have so many.
• 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
• Phone.
• 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
• I'm a trailer of my potential which only shows the good bits.
• 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
• I hate screams, i love moans
• 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
• ...i've never met her.
• 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
• I believe there is extraterrestrial life somewhere. There is a possibility of supernatural existence such as ghosts yet i do not believe in them.
• 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
• Void and wall.
• 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
• Cinnamon.
• 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
• I've once visited a really messy, dirty village house for a night.
• 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
• East Coast for USA, West Coast for Turkey.
• 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
• Shakira
• 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
• Liberty of wasting it.
• 36) Define Art.
• Stimuli
• 37) Do you believe in luck?
• Yes
• 38) What's the weather like right now?
• Shitty (Too damp)
• 39) What time is it?
• Half past nine, pm.
• 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
• Yes and yes.
• 41) What was the last book you read?
• Wikileaks'teki Ünlü Türkler.
• 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
• Yes
• 43) Do you have any nicknames?
• Mili, Pala
• 44) What was the last movie you saw?
• I've recently watched Kurz und Schmerzlos again.
• 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
• Had my leg stitched after a knife slash.
• 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
• Strangely, yes.
• 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
• Yes.
• 48) What's your sexual orientation?
• Straight
• 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
• Yes, it was funny too.
• 50) Do you believe in magic?
• Daring to contradict myself, yes.
• 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
• Yes and eventually vengeance is mine.
• 52) What is your astrological sign?
• Leo (Did i say it right?)
• 53) Do you save money or spend it?
• Not the greatest saver.
• 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
• A watch.
• 55) Love or lust?
• One is an insufficient substitute to the other.
• 56) In a relationship?
• I have someone in my life i care and see, but a relationship is a word from the far past i suppose.
• 57) How many relationships have you had?
• Two in my definition of the word, too many in Webster Dictionary
• 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
• I can't do any of those tricks and i'm seriously pissed about it (I knew someone would ask me about this someday!)
• 59) Where were you yesterday?
• Home+Abbasağa
• 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
• Nope
• 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
• Nope
• 62) What's your favorite animal?
• Cat
• 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
• Illusion of truth
• 64) Where is your best friend?
• In another city
• 65) Spit or swallow?(;
• I like the taste of a girl, no need to spit (Was this question gender restricted?)
• 66) What is your heritage?
• Turkish
• 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
• Watching The Fall
• 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
• Stubborn will fit.
• 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
• Correcting, jacked off.
• 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
• Deffo.
• 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
• My CV gives away the answer, save the little bastard.
• 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
• a) Yes, i would love to be left alone without questions and responsibilities.
• b) Drink, fuck, eat and commit suicide.
• c) Possibly at first.
• 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
• Love. I've once lost it in order to see the other, i wouldn't do it again.
• 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
• Weezer - Island in the Sun
• 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
• 6182
• 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
• Total surrender.
• 77) How can I win your heart?
• No idea.
• 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
• Possible.
• 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
• Getting my shit together 16 months ago.
• 80) What size shoes do you wear?
• 45 (11)
• 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
• As ye sow so shall ye weep
• 82) What is your favorite word?
• Vasat ("Mediocre" in Turkish)
• 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
• Break
• 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
• Gelirler kızım gelirler onlar, nerede bir dara düşen olsa hemen gelirler (Adile Naşit - Delisin)
• 85) What's the last song you listened to?
• Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi
• 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
• Black
• 87) What is your current desktop picture?
• Rear view of a beautiful naked lady in her late 20's.
• 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
• A person standing in a really crowded group of narrow-minded fucks. Shrapnel effect.
• 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
• What is your agenda?
• 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
• Run for my Zippo.
• 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
• Invisibility
• 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
• 14.08.2004 around 6 pm.
• 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
• The night i've got that bad news on the phone.
• 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
• Shakira again.
• 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
• New York City.
• 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
• Nope
• 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
• Of course.
• 98) Ever been on a plane?
• Yep.
• 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
• Don't poke your nose into other people's business.
• (I had fun doing this)